I can’t wait to be with my girlfriend again. It sounds cheesy but there’s nothing better than having her sleep by my side.

getoveritloveislove:

Can we just take a moment to realize how this child is acting more maturely than half the population of the earth? Kay. That will be all.

(via tenblade)

gallifreya-vastardis:

heyfunniest:

Oh Simba. *facepalm*

I never, ever heard “shadowy place” when I was a kid. I heard, “What about that shadow we place?” I was like, how do you place a shadow? 0.o

(via raves-and-pianos)

IM SO BORED:(

Absence makes the sex grow hotter

(Source: shewontletmein, via buzzyb00)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY